6:30 Have I Got Have I Got News For You For You
Paul and the team take a sideways look at this week's Have I Got News For You.
7:00 Desert Island Desert Island Discs
This week, Clare Balding reveals which episodes of Desert Island Discs she would want on her desert island.
9:00 Not Not The Nine O'Clock News
News and headlines
9:30 Only Correct
The popular quiz show with all the wrong answers edited out
9:35 Philishave Gillette Soccer Saturday Tuesday
Analysis & reactions to this week's football coverage
10:00 The Nine O'Clock News At Ten
8:00 The Making Of…
Due to an administrative error, camera crews follow themselves around for two weeks chronicling the making of this documentary.
8:30 I ♥️ I ♥️ The 1980s
Your favourite celebrities reminisce about classic TV moments from "I ♥️ The 1980s".
10:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Jimmy & the gang bring their irreverent humour to game show 8 Out Of 10 Cats.
11:30 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Armistice
Confusingly pitched satire
12:00 Blackadder LXII
Science Officer Blackadder intercepts a strange distress signal
7:00 Gogglebox Live
The families comment on their own analysis of themselves.
7:30 Gogglebox Live Wipe
Using clips of Gogglebox Live, Charlie Brooker relives the last half hour.
8:30 Never Mind Never Mind The Full Stops
Miles Jupp tests the panellists' knowledge of panel games.
4:30 The Late, Late, Late, Late, Late, Late Show
5:30 The Early, Early Show
6:30 Harry Hill's Dream Burp
A whimsical round-up of the night's dreams
Soap. Hannah stays indoors playing computer games, while James continues never to have met or spoken to her
DI Sara Oswald continues to struggle with the sexist customs of late 2015.
9:00 Under the Hammer
Host David Dickinson invites experts to smash guests' heirlooms with a hammer.
Bill Oddie patiently watches the Martian desert in case a ferret appears.
1:00 Good Morning Lazybones
Magazine show for people who overslept.
Fantasy series set in a world exactly like ours.
4:30 Robot Diplomacy
Díotóir and Razer negotiate terms. Dead Metal chairs.
Spoof fly-on-the-wall about life at the BBC, made by ITV
5:30 Conan the Drawing
A group of children create a colourful character who does not come to life.
6:00 Ann Widdecombe Investigates: Spectre and Meltdown
Can Ann's trademark no-nonsense approach cut through the technical mumbo-jumbo and finally fix this subtle hardware vulnerability?
7:00 The Receptionist
Lord Sugar challenges the candidates to build a fax machine in an hour.
9:30 Inside No 11
Anthology series about concerned neighbours
10:00 Don't Tell The Corpse
A widower takes over the organisation of his wife’s funeral — without telling her the plans!
Midnight–5:30 Pages from Tinder
8:00 What Do You Think You Are?
Series charting celebrities' evolutionary origins. This week, Olivia Colman learns it was early primates.
9:00 The Secret Hundredaire
Cashier Emma Sands sits in on some board meetings, then asks for a raise.
9:30 How I Met Your Mother
Series 41, and events are getting harder to follow as present-day Ted's Alzheimer's sets in.
10:00 Marvel Defenders Dissemble
Iron Fist and Daredevil plan a rescue in unnecessary detail, while Luke and Jessica equivocate.
6:00 Dapper Maths
Ill-judged attempt to engage young people in mathematics
6:30 Property Ladder
Kirstie Allsopp values random homes by peering through upstairs windows
7:00 Emotionally Naked Attraction
Harrowing dating show
7:30 Britain's Next Prime Minister
Police procedural. This week, Leo Woodwind's clarinet skills help the FBI find the killer of a popular politician
9:00 A Second Look Inside
Surviving sister-show to cancelled reality series "A Look Inside". Nish Kumar imagines what contestants might have been doing
9:30 Love Is Blind
Series finale. Paul and Cara will finally be allowed to take off their blindfolds — but not until they say "I do".
10:00 So You Think You Can Fly
Another group of hopefuls flap their arms just as fast as they can.
9:00 Star Trek: Genesis
Kindly President-of-Earth Donald Trump is transported to the Mirror Universe and is shocked by what his counterpart is getting up to
10:00 Article 50
Civil servant & former BBC Head of Values Ian Fletcher attempts to deliver a Brexit that pleases everyone
Another three men are challenged to do the jobs of women they meet at a party, which they reckon they'd be pretty good at.
8:00 Showy McShowface
Drama written entirely by internet polls. Following a Reddit campaign, Darren spends the whole episode saying "bum".
An ominous red clock ticks down to… something
Last in the series.
Special episode featuring unaired clips from this year's weather forecasts.