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Can we at least talk about banning the burqa?

Maryam Namazie’s speech at QED was very powerful and left a lot of people needing a couple of days to think over their response to it. I urge you to read it in full, right now.

What I took away from it was a strong feeling that we (and by ‘we’ I mean secularist, leftie-types) should give religion no quarter. We should not waver or compromise on issues like equality, human rights, the banning of faith schools or the disestablishment of the Church of England. These things are not part of our culture, nor ideals to aspire to. They are basic requirements of secularism and, I increasingly feel, of civilisation. It is shocking that we are even having the discussion, and we should not allow ourselves to believe that something is not utterly disgusting simply because it is the status quo, in this or any other society.

I haven’t written those thoughts up properly, and don’t intend to do so now. Here, I’m addressing just one part of  the speech:

Secularism… requires the banning of burqas because they are straitjackets for women and mobile prisons. Of course you can’t ban the veil for adult women but you can still criticise it without attacking women who are veiled. The veil is a symbol like no other of what it means to be a woman under Islam – hidden from view, bound, and gagged. It is a tool for restricting and suppressing women. Of course there are some who choose to be veiled, but you cannot say it is a matter of choice because – socially speaking – the veil is anything but. There is no ‘choice’ for most women. … Take away all the pressure and intimidation and threats and you will see how many remain veiled.

When it comes to the veiling of girls in schools, though, child veiling must not only be banned in public institutions and schools but also in private schools and everywhere. Here the issue extends beyond the principle of secularism and goes straight to the heart of children’s rights. While adults may ‘choose’ veiling or a religion, children by their very nature cannot make such choices; what they do is really what their parents tell them to do. The state is duty bound to protect children and must level the playing field for children and ensure that nothing segregates them or restricts them from accessing information, advances in society and rights, playing, swimming and in general doing things children must do.

In the latest Pod Delusion, Steve Page argues that she is wrong on this point.

My fear is that if the government gets to rule on one item of clothing that a large enough number of people find offensive, then they will not stop at the burqa.

He described the burqa as “bizarre and nonsensical”, and then compared it to skydiving, saying that people should have autonomy to do bizarre and nonsensical things if they so choose. It is the sort of argument that is so simplistic it must be either unarguably true or facile, and I fear it is the latter.

He describes his approach as liberal, and if it was true that the ban is being advocated because “a large enough number of people find [the burqa] offensive” then it would be. In reality, though, his approach is libertarian. In fact, it’s precisely the argument used by the wholly illiberal Conservative party to oppose the EU Working Time Directive, a law which bans excessive hours. The Conservatives said it restricted workers’ rights — which of course is true — and therefore was a bad thing, but didn’t mention that if workers are allowed to work excessive hours then employers will take advantage of that. The truth is that workers have more freedom with the ban than without — at least, in theory. You can make the same case against the ban on working for less than £6.08/hour, or the ban on sixteen-year-olds becoming prostitutes, and in each case it’s nothing like sufficient to show that the ban is problematic. These are bans on things that nobody willingly does. They are bans on being exploited.

The burqa ban would be similar: yes, proponets say, we accept that banning an item of clothing is illiberal and would very much prefer not to, but most veiled women are such not by choice but by intimidation, and banning the burqa represents a very straightforward means of preventing that. Nobody is arguing that respecting people’s rights is unimportant — just about where the line is drawn. Repeatedly stating a premise everyone accepts helps nobody. Such arguments may convince, but convincing someone of your conclusion using false arguments accomplishes nothing but distorting polling data.

In fact, not only does he refuse to address the practical arguments for the ban, he almost argues that you shouldn’t:

The right to do things that other people consider stupid should be protected, simply because we should not appoint an intellectual arbiter to take such decisions out of our hands. Like free speech, you either allow everything, including things you dislike and consider potentially harmful, or you run the risk of letting the government choose what you can or cannot think or say.

The decision to ban the burqa can only be justified if one decides that one religious symbol is less worthy of protection than another, and is willing to sacrifice one’s so-called secularist principles for the greater good.

I don’t know Page’s position on every issue under the sun, obviously, but it seems likely he accepts that at least one of these should be illegal:

  • Alternative medicine practitioners telling sick people they have a safe and effective remedy to hand.
  • Fraudsters scamming money out of vulnerable people by lying to them.
  • Threatening someone into committing a crime you would otherwise have to do yourself.
  • Advertising a product that does not do what you say it does.
  • Branding innocent people as paedophiles in a national newspaper.

You can’t simply say “all speech must be free” as if it’s self-evidently true. Loads of people do, but I’ve never once heard any of them criticise skeptics for fighting against dangerous false medical claims, so apparently they are in favour of some restrictions. Why should secularism be immune to real-world compromises?

That’s not really the point, though: you don’t need to compromise your “so-called” secularist principles to ban full-body veiling. Secularism does not require you to pander to any and all religious whims. Accomodationism requires that. Secularism requires you to ignore any and all religious whims. Secularism requires you to pay absolutely no heed to the teachings or traditions of Islam when you decide whether or not banning a particular item of clothing would be a justified or unjustified limitation of your citizens’ liberties. The feelings of individual Muslims should obviously be considered, but one of Namazie’s points in her speech was that we should never assume what those feelings are simply because we have labelled the people.

Ultimately, I think the only question here is what the actual effects of a ban would be. Is there evidence that the ban would have a net positive effect? Page does discuss this, but only briefly and, I think, superficially. He suggests that banning the mobile prison would simply move oppressed women to static prisons — their houses — but offers no evidence of this, which makes me think it is merely a post-hoc rationalisation. But even granting him that assumption, it doesn’t entirely support his thesis. As far as I can tell, he is against bans in principle but this argument is against this particular ban in practice. It is less an argument against a burqa ban than it is an argument for a burqa ban and a system to detect, punish and prevent the kidnapping of women by their husbands and parents. That is a bigger intrusion into people’s lives and rights, and while you could argue that the larger intrusion required to actually solve the problem at hand is not justified, Page doesn’t.

In short, I think that most discussion of any potential burqa ban, particularly on the opposition side, fails to acknowledge or address the actual reasons for it, and that firing off clichéd truisms about bans being bad and freedom being good will only ever be part of the problem. Skeptics in particular are constantly having to make a subtle argument against an opponent with bombastic sledge-hammer of a case, so I would hope they would understand well how annoying it is for a brash interlocutor to confidently and repeatedly assert simplistic things like “I took this pill and I got better” or “loads of people use it”  while you’re trying to explain about regression to the mean and recall bias.

But in this case at least, it seems that people are happy to shout down a reasoned argument with a cliché.

Blasphemy: What a Load of Old God

Christians in modern times face unprecedented persecution. God is being systematically removed from public discourse, in favour of crass sexual terms. It was once commonplace to hear “oh, God” or “for God’s sake”, but increasingly God is being replaced with “fuck”. Sex is the new idol, called out to in times of frustration and desire, and whose sake is invoked as the highest calling to which one can make a request. Ireland has even gone so far as to ban the traditional, Christian expletives, forcing the religious to use the vulgar and offensive sexual alternative. This should not surprise anyone, as Ireland has always had a problem with rampant militant secularists.

We must fight back! No more should we use terms for sexual acts or organs as expletives and insults. We must restore God to His rightful place at the centre of our lives, politics and offensive vocabulary. Here are some examples for you to work into future arguments and/or orgasms:

  • “Would you like to sign my petition for gay rights?” / “Oh, God off.”
  • “Women should have the right to abortions!” / “What the Godding God for?”
  • “I demand the right to free speech!” / “God you, Holy Mary Mother of God-Godder!”
  • “That Richard Dawkins talks a right load of God.” / “Yes, he can be an utter God sometimes.”
  • “I was totally Godded last night.” / “Me too. I nearly Godded my pants.”
  • “Check out the Gods on her!” / “I’d God her. I’d God her right up the God.”

Landmark. You know. Like a church.

On Wednesday it was reported that Joe Hashman, a garden centre employee fired from his job in a garden centre for his anti-fox-hunting views and activities, sued his erstwhile employers and won a preliminary hearing. The newspapers described this as

I think perhaps @guardianstyle would be interested in this phenomenon. But more to the point, I’m not convinced it is a landmark legal ruling. As far as I can see, it’s identical to the case of Tim Nicholson, about a year and a half ago, who was sacked for insisting on being green at work. Indeed, the Guardian and Telegraph articles draw the same comparison. Whether the ubiquitous word “landmark” is a cliché or churnalism I don’t know.

The papers go on to say

  • “Court rules anti-hunt views should be protected by laws on religious equality in the workplace” (the Daily Mail)
  • “Views on foxhunting have been placed on the same legal footing as religion” (the Telegraph), and
  • “Anti-fox hunting views have been given the same legal footing as religion” (This Is North Devon)

Again, I don’t know how much of this phrasing has been copy-pasted, and again, it isn’t really true — at least, not without the caveat that “anti-fox hunting views” means “this one guy’s anti-fox hunting views”. The law protects any “deeply held” belief — and depth of conviction is measured by deeds, not profession. So just reckoning that fox hunting or climate change is a bad thing wouldn’t be protected, but having devoted large chunks of your life to activism (as Hashman and Nicholson did) shows that it’s a serious part of who your are, and as such it would be discrimination to fire you simply for that. The preliminary hearing simply says that. The main hearing will decide if these views were actually discriminated against.

And it wasn’t even “anti-hunt views” in this case — it was views about the sanctity of life, which included specific opinions on fox hunting and hare coursing.

The Telegraph also posted some background on the discrimination laws used in this case, but even reading both, it’s hard to see how anyone could reach any conclusion other than the false one that your opinion on fox hunting is now treated as a religion by discrimination law. And that simply isn’t what happened.

Things That Don’t Matter

Here is a thing that does not matter: A while ago there was a controversy because the Mormon church had taken to retrospectively baptising the dead ancestors of new converts. It hit the headlines because some of those ancestors were killed for being Jewish, in the holocaust. Obviously, the souls of the dead Jews weren’t affected, because they don’t exist. And their relatives, who kicked up the fuss, weren’t affected because they don’t believe in Mormonism or any of its silly rituals. Nothing whatsoever happened, and it made the national press simply because it has the shape and colour of news.

Then, there was the mild kerfuffle recently about the zodiac being out of step with the modern sky. That didn’t matter, either. A system of divination that doesn’t work and in which nobody seriously believes was criticised in the mildest possible way: for being dated. And yet people leapt to its defence by saying no, its arcane laws don’t work in precisely that way. Obviously the fact is they work any way you like, because they’re simply made up. If you want to chuck in Serpentarius, you go right ahead. Bung in Orion for all it will matter.

Today I learned that the estate of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle has authorised Anthony Horowitz to write a new Sherlock Holmes book. This also does not matter. The existing books are out of copyright: he could have done so anyway. And, Arthur Conan Doyle is dead. The people who granted Horowitz permission to continue his work don’t have his permission. Their connection to the work is an accident of birth.

So, what can they meaningfully grant him, other than the right to pay them royalties? Will it count as ‘canon’, perhaps? Does anything count as ‘canon’? Does the episode of The West Wing that John Wells wrote really resolve the Aaron Sorkin-written cliffhanger? Each collaborator on the first two Red Dwarf novels wrote a separate and contradictory third instalment. Not one person involved in the 1989 series of Doctor Who worked on the 2005 series. Is it ‘canon’? Are they both just fan-fiction with legal clout? Does the question even mean anything? I would say it doesn’t. Ricky Gervais recently reprised the role of David Brent for the US version of The Office, whose first series aped the British series in places word-for-word. If Brent and Scott get talking, they might figure it out. Then what? Of course it doesn’t matter, since, there are enough cross-over episodes and subtle references that a significant fraction of all US and some UK TV output of the last 30 years, including both versions of The Office, has all taken place in the same fictional universe — including one whose series finale revealed that the whole thing had been a dream. If you accept ‘canon’ as a meaningful concept in fiction then you must also accept that an autistic construction worker called Tommy Westphall has imagined almost every event you’ve ever seen on TV.

I believe this also includes Red Dwarf, whose latest series ill-judgedly gatecrashed on “our” reality, meaning that the actual physical universe is part of Westphall’s imaginary world. If Horowitz’ book is meaningfully different from Mitchell and Webb’s Sherlock Holmes sequel sketch then you do not exist.

None of this matters. In none of these stories has anything even happened, other than some people talking and writing things down, and the Earth precessing slowly around. But I love how much importance people can attach to actions that have absolutely no effect on the universe.

Where are the Catholic anti-Pope protests?

This is part of a comment I posted on a Facebook thread the other day, in reply to a Catholic friend of a friend’s assertion that the public cost of the Pope’s visit “would be alot less if fundamentalist athiests like Peter thatchell weren’t organising mass protests based on a hatred of religion”. I thought I would post it here because I think it’s important. I said that…

…the protests are not against religion, or Catholics, but against an organisation that protects paedophiles, opposes gay rights and restricts access to vital sexual health supplies, and that they had to be orchestrated by atheists is, I think, a great pity. Catholics who oppose child-rape, AIDS and homophobia should stand up to the Pope, because they’re who he’s presuming to speak for when he makes his dangerously insane pronouncements, and it’s only fear of their combined vote keeping the Vatican in its privileged and so horrifically abused position above Italian law.

Catholics: the reason atheists have organised a protest against your AIDS-spreading, rapist-protecting, homophobic leader is that (as far as I know) you didn’t. We’ll talk about who are the fundamentalists when you’ve satisfactorily explained why not.

Do Popemobiles really protect you from bullets?

I would say that this problem of being shot cannot be overcome by the distribution of bulletproof, 2″-thick armoured glass Popemobiles: on the contrary, they increase it. The solution must have two elements: firstly, bringing out the human dimension of guns, that is to say a spiritual and human renewal that would bring with it a new way of behaving towards others, and secondly, true friendship offered above all to those who are suffering, a willingness to make sacrifices and to practise self-denial, to be alongside the suffering.

Bulletproof glass Popemobiles are against God’s laws. Worse, the manufacturers of bulletproof glass Popemobiles deliberately add tiny holes that bullets can get through, in order to cause shootings in the Vatican.

And to think, people said IsItFriday.com was useless…

sayoneformeThe Church of England have launched a rather silly new website called sayoneforme.com. The site mostly consists of a big friendly green box into which you type a prayer. Then you click the button underneath, which I swear is marked ‘Amen’. A cynic might (and did) suggest that for all the difference it would make this might simply delete the text and say God’s read it, but instead the prayer is emailed to a selection of bishops who will pass it on to God for you if you’re too lazy to pray manually or if perhaps you don’t know how.

There’s also a page of submitted prayers, so we can find out what Anglicans feel is worthy of God’s time but not theirs. (To be fair, God has more.) There’s also a rather worrying amount of personally identifiable information in these prayers, for example at least one full name alongside a description of the person’s problems, which seems pretty inappropriate to me.

I pray for Andrew – that he may find meaning and purpose in his life, and peace which passes all understanding.

The first thing that struck me as odd was that people pray in text-speak.

i love you jesus
keep me surrounded you
fill me wz ur holy spirit
let me know about you -ur ways -ur service
i need u
i love you jesus

It just seems rude to me. There’s even some all in capitals, as if that will help God hear it.

we pray for simon our vicar on his move. please set us the righr peauson to be our right vicar.

I do get annoyed when I mean to type “R” but instead type “AU”.

World peace is a common theme:

O God almighty I pray for all the countries with wars to settle.

Dear god,

please stop the wars from all around the world and let there be peace. please keep my family and my pets safe.

Dear God

Thank you for life and other people so i can make friends.And thank you for famlies if we didn’t have them i don’t know what will happen and please end war

Amen

Please stop all wars

dear god
please put a end to war
please make us give up somthing for lent
thankyou for making me

I think the biggest prayer was this one, although it is at least helpfully divided up into four sub-tasks for God’s convenience:

Our Lord in Heaven.
Please:
1- Give Peace for all the world.
2- Give health for all sick people.
3- Give work for all jobless people.
4- Let us love you, because you loved us first.

This is how democracy works in the Information Age. I don’t know if God is going to get away with not ending all wars now.

I thought this one especially sweet:

Dear God

Thank you for food. Thank you for animals. Thank you for birds that sing beautifully. I really appreciate all you have given us .

Amen

It reads like they just bumped into God in the office or whatever and it occurred to them they never really said thankyou properly. “Look, God, mate, I know I don’t tell you often but I thought you should know, we all really appreciate the way you created the universe like that. I mean, we use it all the time. Seriously, good work on that one.”

dear lord
sorry for leaving litter on your beautiful earth.

Finally, a violent, sex-filled videogame we can all enjoy!

Games like Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto come in for a lot of stick, from simpletons who assume we’ll be violent in real life after playing them, and from moralistic fools who think we shouldn’t be playing them anyway because it’s ‘wrong’ to press a button that makes a machine draw a picture of how it imagines a man killing a prostitute would look.

But then I read that someone’s released the Bible on Xbox Live Arcade. It occurs to me that the events of the Old Testament would make for a violent, sex-crazed, prostitute-laden videogame that nobody could criticise. You could play as the Angel of Death, and storm down Egyptian streets slaying babies, or you could, well, drive around killing prostitutes. If the indiscriminate killing in Grand Theft Auto is too offensive, why not make a game based on Deuteronomy 2:33-34, where you run around a city killing everybody? A lot of people would be upset at this game, but I don’t see how they could complain because most of them are big fans of the book.

The New Testament game would be less fun, but easier because you’d get two lives.

Also the real-time-strategy element would probably be a bit unbalanced if all you have to do is march around the city a few times playing horns and the whole place falls down. What Biblical stories would make good criticism-proof videogames?

I think it’s fair to say that nothing Rob Grant writes should ever come true.

There is a law which states that you can’t discriminate according to religious beliefs. In principle I think this is a bad law, because the idea that someone can’t be refused employment on the basis that they’re delusional is absurd, but pragmatically I think it’s necessary. Relatively few people choose their religious beliefs and people whose parents have inducted them into cults have it bad enough without having a tough time getting a job.

The pragmatic necessity, though, doesn’t extend to any old nonsense. This week, there have been two weird uses of this law. The first was Tim Nicholson, who won a judgement about unfair dismissal after he was sacked for hectoring his company about green issues.

His solicitor, Shah Qureshi, said: “Essentially what the judgment says is that a belief in man-made climate change and the alleged resulting moral imperative is capable of being a philosophical belief and is therefore protected by the 2003 religion or belief regulations.”

This was best summed up, I think, by David Mitchell on the News Quiz, who essentially said that it’s good these ideas get respect but that it’s bad that the way they do so is to be more like religions. He said that arbitrary religious reckonings musn’t be questioned but scientific facts backed by evidence are fair game and that that was the wrong way around.

More recently,

Alan Power, a trainer with Greater Manchester Police, will rely on a previous judgment that found his belief in mediums who contact the dead is akin to a religious or philosophical conviction. In an unpublished judgement in Mr Power’s favour seen by The Independent, the employment specialist Judge Peter Russell said that psychic beliefs are capable of being religious beliefs for the purpose of the Employment Equality (Religion or Belief) Regulations 2003.

If you need convincing that this is perverse, read this:

Judge Peter Russell… said: “I am satisfied that the claimant’s beliefs that there is life after death and that the dead can be contacted through mediums are worthy of respect in a democratic society”

Really? I would say they’re worthy of mockery, and I’d further say that they’re a very good reason to sack him if

Mr Power told the court that he had a belief in psychics and their “usefulness in police investigations”.

According to a blog,

The judge said that a later hearing would have to establish whether Power was ‘dismissed for the possession of religious or philosophical beliefs or for his alleged inappropriate foisting of his beliefs on others’.

But then, according to the Times,

Mr Power, who worked for Greater Manchester Police for three weeks in October last year, was sacked over his work with neighbouring police forces and his “current work in the psychic field”, the tribunal heard.

If Power wins the second hearing then this would effectively shepherdus into the fictional world of Rob Grant’s Incompetence. This is a book set in a dystopian future in which it is illegal to discriminate on the grounds of incompetence, and therefore everyone does the job they want and most of them are terrible at it.

This is part of the wider problem of religion: it demands that we respect ideas that range from slightly odd to downright idiotic, but doesn’t properly define which ones, so any attempt to mandate that respect is doomed. You can’t build an internally consistent set of rules if you have to accommodate the mandatory respect of a handful of strange beliefs. You end up having to respect any belief regardless of its merit and that leads to people being killed by elevators with buttons wired up for floors that don’t exist.

It should be illegal to fire someone because they believe in man-made climate change because that’s sensible. It should be legal to fire someone because they believe in psychic mediums because that’s stupid. Surely we have a law for that? Surely that’s what the ‘unfair dismissal’ means?